Here are some of the best entries we've recieved...

This Valentine's Day don't be alone
Just find yourself a toy to own;
Something buzzy that'll make you moan
(And I don't mean vibrate on your mobile phone!)
If you don't have a toy to play...
The go to Student Lingerie
Order a vibe then drift away
And you'll enjoy your Valentine's Day

And one directed at me which has now been the butt of many jokes....

There was a young man called Chris
Who made the girls sigh with bliss
He made them look hot
In the undies they bought
And their G-Spot his toys wouldn't miss!

For pure cheek we've gotta include this one...

roses are red, poems are corny
take me to bed coz im horny
when roses are red they need to be plucked
next time i see you, your gonna get fucked
your so sexy, you drive me insane
without you i am in so much pain
your sexy voice puts me to slumber
oh fuck wrong person....sorry :-P

And whoooop, not to meantion the bedrock jokes with the flintstones recently! Whats the best you got? Leave us a comment and share the love!!!